Justin Bieber’s been picking fights & spray-painting walls. At this point, he’s just reenacting the opening to “Fresh Prince.”
— Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue 11/7/13 (via latenightjimmy)
If I ever have a baby, on his first year’s birthday party the souvenirs shall be condoms.
I’d rather be Pluto with you. It’s like Goofy, but naked
— The bf
When I was a child, I used to think that clocks stopped once you went to bed and fell asleep. Now that I’ve grown, I really wish they did.
Famous honest quotes by the bf
- "I’m not gonna help you diet"
- "We need more cuddle time and body contact"
- "We need to buy matches…"
- "Yup, you can use the toilet now, let’s see if the matches worked!"
- "I would be lying if I told you I wasn’t staring at boobs (while we were at the pool)
- "You’re a trooper"
- "This cheese needs more cheese"
- "I need to go to the toilet…now" (While having breakfast)
- "I love you to bits"